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THE LAND OF 10,000 MOTHERS

WALK ON

SOME FIRES

THE BOTOX TANGO

ANTHYMN

HANNIBAL CROSSED THE ALPS

GEORGE AND HIS 88 KEYS

THE LADIES ROOM

HOW WILL THE CENTER HOLD

TOO MUCH TIME

JUMWILLIES

THE INTROVERT WALTZ

MY MOTHER'S HOUSE

THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD

         KIDNAPPED FERDINAND THE BULL

HAROLD'S GRAND DESIGN

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

THE LAND OF 10,000 MOTHERS

In the land of 10,000 mothers every song is a lullaby

Nobody marches to war no one stands in the airport and cries

Nobody dies on the highway with too many words left unsaid

In the land of 10,000 mothers we all sleep safe in our beds

 

In the land of 10,000 mothers milk and honey flow without end

Nobody goes away wanting. You are welcome wherever you've been.

You are welcome to lay your head down

And get a kiss for every wound

In the land of 10,000 mothers you will get better soon.

 

You are welcome no matter what chases you

Whatever road you chose through the wood

In the land of 10,000 mothers somebody loves you

And knows you are good.

 

WALK ON

Maybe every journeys been taken I have not been to see myself

They say everything has been spoken It was spoken by somebody else

You are the gate, the gatekeeper too

Not every road is straight, not every dream comes true

But we walk on, walk on through.

 

They say everything has been done Tell them my way is not complete

It's not how long is the journey of life but how wide and deep.

Bad luck might wait just around the corner

I can hear them now, don't say we didn't warn her.

Walk on, walk on through.

 

You are warned every road is long. You are warned every road is hard

There's a boatload of good advice. It's better just to disregard.

 

The fruit is out on the limb you've got to go get it

Fear of the fall will kill you if you let it.

Walk on, walk on through.

 

SOME FIRES

There is comfort you do not grow out of, shoes you cannot replace

Birthdays you always look back on, goodbyes you cannot erase

There are memories you never go back to

And those where you always return

There are fires you have to keep tending

And those that just know how to burn

 

There's a walk you wish never ended

And a friendship you wish never changed

hopes you wish they'd hold onto, adjustments you just can't arrange

There's a summer perfect and golden

When the young and the foolish don't know

There are torches you have to carry

And those that will follow wherever you go.

 

But a life doesn't go where you lead it,

Adventures don't do what they're told

And I don't know the reason why I push myself out in the cold

So find me an answer to the bump in the night

Why some love won't let you alone

Some fires go out when you leave them,

Some keep burning all on their own

 

There are memories you never go back to

And those where you always return

There are fires you have to keep tending

And those that just know how to burn.

 

THE BOTOX TANGO

I am thinking of getting injected, gravity's heavier than I expected

And it's pulling things out of place, my skin's getting longer than my face

 

And it's pooling in the creases, although my vigilance never ceases

With the emollients and the greases. I am a puzzle losing it's pieces

 

And the cracks are slowly growing between my tectonic plates

Continental drift, for man or woman never waits.

And there's no point in self-deceiving,

Like Australia, part of me is leaving.

 

I always wanted more facial definition and a somewhat stronger chin

Now I'd be happy with just a remission of this loss of collagen

 

You can put your fears to rest. I won't be getting any in the chest

it wouldn't solve any problems at all

And it'd just give me two more things to fall

 

So I am thinking of getting injected.

I'm getting older sooner than I expected.

 

ANTHYMN

Six limousines pulled into my driveway

Three were grey and three were black

Six chauffeurs got out of six front doors

And opened six doors in the back.

 

And from each limousine came a part of a heart

Like the kind you would see on a card from Hallmark

Each piece was carried by a family of ants

And on the lawn it looked like each part of that heart danced

together to become one.

 

I did not know what that heart might mean

Why it arrived in six pieces in six limousines

Limousines carry power, ants usually do not

Maybe in the ant world these ants were big shots.

 

The ants camped out with the heart in the fine summer weather

And I watched as they slowly sewed it together

For a while there it looked like Frankenstein

But a heart without some stitching is hard to find.

 

The limousines left, but the ants stayed

And each morning they circled the heart and they prayed

And they sang it ant hymns, and ant lullabies

And the scars on that heart healed by and by.

 

One morning I looked out and the ants had gone

And the heart looked quite alone out there on the lawn

So I went out to see, I found a note there for me

It said "with you we all abide, your heart has arrived."

 

HANNIBAL CROSSED THE ALPS

Hannibal crossed the Alps, did you learn that in history

Hannibal crossed the Alps; the elephants were a mystery

To the Roman army on the other side

Elephants from Switzerland - boy were they surprised.

 

Hannibal crossed the Alps. He said there's nothing to it

Hannibal crossed the Alps. Come boys we can do it

Just a little further and Rome could be taken

Hindsight says Hannibal was mistaken.

 

Hannibal crossed the Alps. He started in Spain

Hannibal crossed the Alps. Imagine the baggage train

Food and shelter for a hundred thousand troops

Imagine that on your next morning commute.

 

Hannibal crossed the Alps. Can you say Carthaginian?

Hannibal crossed the Alps, but now we'd call him Libyan

Or Phoenician or Tunisian, or to confuse you more

The Romans called it the Punic wars.

 

Hannibal crossed the Alps. It was brilliant and bold

Hannibal crossed the Alps. His men were very cold

These were not the northern Goths, not the Vandals

These were Africans marching through snow in sandals.

 

Hannibal crossed the Alps a long long time ago

Hannibal crossed the Alps. That's all you need to know.

 

GEORGE AND HIS 88 KEYS

My grandfather used to play 76 trombones and Miss Otis Regrets

On a flat bed truck all the way down Main Street

With the color guard and the Vets

My grandmother saved the picture they ran in the paper

George and his ivories in the lead 76 trombones lead the big parade,

George and his 88 keys

 

Miss Otis regrets that George will be unable to lunch today

He's down the hall in his room with some childhood tune

That will not get out of his way

And there's a bird on the windowsill or is that his old back yard

And the sparrow that once sat on his palm

76 trombones lead the big parade

In George's head they all sing different songs

 

He Wore A Tulip, A Big Yellow Tulip and she wore a big red rose

George wears what the nurse dresses him in

Now he can't understand his clothes

My grandmother comes to help him eat his lunch everyday

And sit with him through the long afternoon

76 trombones lead the big parade

And love does not forget it's tunes

 

Amazing Grace, where is your sweet sound

Let it come and abide with me

In the gathering dark we'll sing a song in f-sharp

ˆéCause George taught himself on just the black keys

We'll play it by ear, to call heaven near

Where not one note has to sound alone

76 trombones lead the big parade

And George all the way home.

 

THE LADIES ROOM

Welcome to the ladies room. it's a special kind of place

You might think we come in to relieve the body

And check the status of the face

 

But there's a little convention women never discuss

We know there are germs in here and they're coming for us

 

So we don't sit down, we tighten our thighs and sort of hover

Or we use the little butt-gasket paper cover and a foot to flush.

 

An elbow to open and close the stall door

There's more germs on the handle than there are on the floor

 

And it's more complicated than you might think

Washing your hands without touching the sink.

 

HOW WILL THE CENTER HOLD

(Inspired by "The Second Coming", W.B. Yeats)

When the Rapture comes for the faithful I'm sure I'll be left behind

The Heaven of the literal minded it's not the heaven I am going to find

Whatever we were following to Bethlehem the trail is growing cold

Where are the neutral angels?  How will the center hold?

 

Whatever you do if you do it too much

That's when you're doing it right

It's a long way up and a long way down and the leash is a little tight

Too much too little too out too in Too rich too poor too fat too thin

You break down, take a pill and then do it again

How will the center hold?

 

No man is an island but build a castle and keep what you got

Ten thousand square feet of dominion on a quarter acre lot

Full of time-saving devices so you can attend to the needs of your soul

Get your ducks in a row, get a portfolio How will the center hold?

 

The future belongs to the fastest who only need four hours of sleep

Turn your music up loud, fight through the crowd, six billion deep.

 

Think outside the box but do what you're told

Get a fitness plan and a five year goal

You've got fifteen minutes and then you're too old

How will the center hold?

 

TOO MUCH TIME

I've too much time to want more time but I still do

Afraid of one shining moment I might lose

I've been known to run round just to see myself move

I've too much time to want more time but I still do.

 

I drive too far to think there's no place like home

Any small town takes care of it's own

And the middle of my nowhere could be a back road for you

I drive too far to want to go home but I still do

Too much time to want more time but I still do.

 

I'm too old to think love is just gentle and sweet

Any romance will make your heart skip a beat

And I used to want to be rescued, some days I still do

What you can't keep is still a hard thing to lose

Too much time to want more time but I still do

 

I've seen too much good to think the bad won't go away

It's a hard life but there are very soft days

And I used to want to be rescued and some days I still do

And no place like home; some days it's still true

What you can't keep, it's still a hard thing to lose

Too much time to want more time but I still do.

 

JUMWILLIES

Jumwillies sing Jumwillies dance

Jumwillies woo you with Jumwilly romance

They love to travel to foreign lands

They always have funds they rarely make plans

They tell excellent stories with outlandish schemes

One thing they don't tell you is what Jumwilly means

 

Jumwillies know Japanese They are fluent in Greek

English, French, Latin,  all the languages they speak.

They are well educated, They are very well read

But they love to use words they just make up in their head

They whisper in your coffee, they dance into your dreams

One thing they don't tell you is what Jumwilly means.

 

Jumwillies navigate with savoire faire and stealth.

They smoke Cuban cigars

They're not worried about their health.

They are world-class walkers. They roam across the land

The owl and the pussycat, they might understand

When they say the hold Mr. Lear in very high esteem

That's all you need to know about what Jumpily means.

 

Hickory Dickory Dock; Diddly I Diddly I day

Hi ho the Derry oh; Sha na na, wim o way

Diddy Wah Diddy; Da Doo Run Run

Doo Wap Doo Wap; Hey Diddle Diddle Nonsense can be fun.

Every sound you hear is exactly what it seems

That's all you need to know about what Jumwilly means.

 

THE INTROVERT WALTZ

I lock the door. I turn off the porch light

I unplug the phone for the night

It's best when there's no one in sight

When you dance the Introvert Waltz

 

I dance fast and then I dance slow round the kitchen table

Past the cupboard to the stove

It's strictly a one-woman-show

When I dance the Introvert Waltz

 

Call me shy. Call my proud

Tell me how life is best when it's lived out loud

I get lonely in a crowd That's why I dance

The Introvert Waltz

 

For some I hear the party is bliss all night revels are hard to resist

They're mystified if you might like it like this

If you dance the Introvert Waltz.

 

 MY MOTHER'S HOUSE

In my mother's house there are flowers, fountains and gold

In my mother's house there is every fairytale ever told

 

In my mother's house there is beauty in the sudden summer storm

In my mother's house there is love in all it's wonder taking form.

 

In my mother's house are fields of plenty;

in the fall it's like they're all on fire

In my mother's house there are soft beds to rest on when you're tired

 

In my mother's house the winters are quiet

in the silence hear the falling snow

In my mother's house there's a time to arrive and a time to go.

 

In my mother's house are ancient trees and baby birds in the nest

In my mother's house there's a time to gather and a time to rest

 

In my mother's house are hunters and hurricanes

And everything can die

In my mother's house there is heartbreak waiting

And no one really knows why.

 

In my mother's house there is beauty breaking in the storm

In my mother's house there is love in all it's wonder taking form.

 

THE LITTLE ENGINE THAT COULD

KIDNAPPED FERDINAND THE BULL

The Little Engine That Could kidnapped Ferdinand the Bull and locked him in

her boxcar. She said "I think I can I think I can for hours. Why should you enjoy the

flowers while I work so hard?"

 

Ferdinand called out from inside the boxcar, "Flowers grow all along your

train track. All you have to do is slow down, and look around and sometimes be

willing to turn back."

 

The Runaway Bunny who had been  disguised as a flower alongside the track

saw this kidnap and said, "I must get help. I'm sure that angry little train isn't

something Ferdinand is going to want to stay on." So the Runaway Bunny

Ran off to find Harold and his purple crayon.

 

Harold and His Purple Crayon drew a break in the track and a purple

construction crew He said to the Little Engine," You can't go through.

We'll fix the problem and then you can proceed." And to himself Harold thought,

"A little time in one place is just what this Little Engine needs."

 

Then Harold said, "For this attack we need forces upon whom we can depend."

So Harold drew All The Kings Horses and All The King's Men.

Then Harold said with a purple shout, "Ferdinand, we're busting you out!"

When they broke down the door they found Ferdinand meditating on the floor.

Harold said, "You can go home, home to your cork tree." Ferdinand said, "Om, Om

is all that will be." So they tossed him out of the boxcar

Onto Harold's hastily drawn bumble bee.

 

 The Little Engine That Could, as they were preparing to leave her, said,

"I didn't choose to be an overachiever. I'm a period piece from the American Way

and I'm trying to change - so won't you stay?"

 

Ferdinand didn't hear her, because having been stung he had started to run

and Harold was surrounded by All The Kings Horses and All The Kings Men

And they were begging him to please draw Humpty Dumpty whole again.

 

The Runaway Bunny said, "You can come home with me and sit in my mother's lap.

If you're tired We'll turn out the light and say, Goodnight Moon

And fall asleep by the fire."

 

The Little Engine That Could said, "Oh, that sounds nice. I think I can.

I think I can. I think I will. I think I...am."

 

HAROLD'S GRAND DESIGN

Harold has a purple crayon. He drew the water, dry land;

He drew the bed that he lays on

He drew a moon in the sky, and a tree, it was kind

He puts apples in the branches.

Harold draws his grand design.