Cosy Sheridan

Lyrics

Did he get bit by a tick?
Did his ticker stick?
Did some food go down the wrong way?
Something to take him down a peg
A clot in the leg
Is there any good news today?

Is a little stroke too much to hope
That the flu might achoo his way
For something to go pop
The other shoe to drop
Is there any good news today?

Br
I know what you’re thinking
I will be punished
I’m gonna go to hell
Maybe Jesus could do it, but I’m not up to it
I cannot wish that man well

I’m always hoping when the newspaper comes open
That nature will have entered the fray
Nothing messy or gooey
Like what they did to King Louis
Just a little good news today

You could call it a curse
But I could have wished worse
But I don’t wanna go to hell
Maybe Jesus could do it, but I’m not up to it
I cannot wish that man well

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